Adver TEASE ME ent: ♣ Miss Softee

Adver 'TEASE ME' ent!

Welcome the all new, all singing & dancing blog dedicated to the art of Adver 'TEASE ME' nt. Despite the protestations of the woolly jumper wearing Alpen crunchers - sex sells and most of my stuff sticks two slightly mucky fingers up in the faces of the self-rightous eyebrow raisers.

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Saturday, 5 May 2007

♣ Miss Softee

To celebrate the unseasonably warm weather we've been having here in the UK I thought I'd fight off the childhood demons of the creepy bloke with thick coke bottle glasses in the Mr Softee van (you know, the one who always licked his lips at all the kids and you never knew why) and declare 'Miss Softee!' the new queen of the '99. Thanks for licking....I mean looking ;)