Adver 'TEASE ME' ent!

Welcome the all new, all singing & dancing blog dedicated to the art of Adver 'TEASE ME' nt. Despite the protestations of the woolly jumper wearing Alpen crunchers - sex sells and most of my stuff sticks two slightly mucky fingers up in the faces of the self-rightous eyebrow raisers. Up Yours! If a good old dose of cheeky & cheesy smut offends your delicate sensibilities then turn away now! For everyone else, feel free to comment - I'll be adding new stuff regularly with my own tongue in cheek take on the slightly less subtle art of Adver 'TEASE ME' ent....if you want to see more of my stuff (I 'aint no one trick pony I tells ya), feel free to have a gander at my other scribblings at http://www.anjaradesign.com/

Wednesday, 3 June 2009

Call for Pin-up artists....'Pin-ups for Privates!'



'Pin-ups for Privates' is a collaborative book project showcasing the best military themed pin-up art from around the world.

All profits from the book will go to Help for Heroes, a British charity launched in 2007 to help provide better facilities for wounded British servicemen and women - click here for more info.

As a former serviceman myself, this is a charity that is very close to my heart and I am currently looking for military themed pin-up illustration submissions from artists who would like to be part of this very worthy cause.

I am expecting this to be a very popular and high profile project as the H4H charity has attracted support from national newspapers such as The Sun and The Times so if you would like to donate illustrations for inclusion in the book, please email me at andyscreen@anjaradesign.com with a maximum of 3 lo-resolution examples of military themed pin-up art.

I'll be posting regular updates on this project as it progresses so go on, show your support for our troops and get drawing!

Andy

Hello Sailor!

Ahoy there shipmates!....if nautical naughtiness is your bag, then take a look at my latest classic Sailor Jerry inspired pin up. This is the first in a series of military themed pin ups that will be appearing in a very special book. Keep a weather eye on this space for more info...

Tuesday, 28 April 2009

Shake the Bottle! [sexiful pictures for the erector set] OUT NOW!

Oh yes, it's finally done! Shake the Bottle! [sexiful pictures for the erector set] is 52 sizzling pages of titilating typography and super sexy pinups! Printed on premium paper with a hardback, casewrapped cover it is limited to ONLY 500 copies worldwide (signed and numbered by the artist) and is available exclusively from my online store.

Want it??? Get it HERE!

Friday, 8 August 2008

Boop Boop be Do!

Muchos Gracias to the lovely Veronika Kotlajic (Gallery Provocateur & PerfectMuse.com) for modelling for this classic Marilyn tribute. Ring a ding ding!

Thursday, 31 July 2008

'Shake the Bottle'....coming soon!

I'm finally putting the finishing touches to my first solo book - crammed full of busty & sexiful sirens, 'Shake the Bottle! [Sexiful Pictures for the Erector Set]' promises to be the finest Worcester Sauce yet!

Watch this space!



...in the meantime you can enjoy some sexiful offerings by yours truly and a positive plethora of talented pin-up artistes in 'Eye Candy from Strangers 2' - 48 pages of bra-busting mayhem published by Bandstudio Press.

Back 2 the Blog

After nearly a year of wanton neglect, I've dusted off the malnourished child that is my blog and have force-fed it with some sexiful pictorials to bring it back up to fighting weight.

...and here's the first juicy morsel - avid readers of HOOTERS magazine may well have seen this little number gracing the pages of the 25th Anniversary edition back in March. Yum, Yum, Yum!

♣'Hooters...Yum, Yum, Yum!'

Monday, 27 August 2007

More Worcester Sauce Please, Guv'nor!

After a couple of update-free months, I'm back with a barrage of pics fresh from the 'Adver Tease Me ent' production line. 'Bikini News', 'Teaher's Pet' & 'Put some life in your Wiener!' are just three of several titilating offerings that I've been sweating over in recent weeks....

♣'Bikini News'



♣'Teacher's Pet!'


♣'Put some life in your Wiener!'

Saturday, 5 May 2007

♣ Miss Softee



To celebrate the unseasonably warm weather we've been having here in the UK I thought I'd fight off the childhood demons of the creepy bloke with thick coke bottle glasses in the Mr Softee van (you know, the one who always licked his lips at all the kids and you never knew why) and declare 'Miss Softee!' the new queen of the '99. Thanks for licking....I mean looking ;)

Monday, 16 April 2007

♣ Camel...Pleasure the Groove



In these times dominated by PC wetbacks, it's refreshing to cast a nostalgic eye back to the days when a movie starlet could smoke a cigarette without courting outrage amongst the suburban tree-huggers! Camel....Pleasure the Groove is my own personal homage to the 1940s combined with the heady days of cigarette advertising...oh, and a perfect excuse for a knicker shot (not that you really need one).

Monday, 19 March 2007

♣ Coke?....Yes!



Everyone loves a Coke (and a smile) & here's my 50s inspired take on some classic tooth rotting Adver 'Tease Me' ent. This little number is my own take on a classic Vargas pose.

Friday, 9 February 2007

♣ Mac SE Xy



....well we all know where technology will end up ;).

I saw this concept a couple of years ago done with a real-life model & I haven't been able to find it since. This was more of a technical experiment in cg colouring over graphite but it fits the bill...

Wednesday, 17 January 2007

♣ Oooh...Matron!


...anyone for a blanket bath?

Sunday, 24 December 2006

♣ Adver 'TEASE ME' ent!

Here's what it's all about...

McHooters


Eat @ Joe's!


NYPD Blow!

♠ Don't Let the Man Get You Down


Fatboy Slim
Huzzah! for the Fatboy!

Saturday, 23 December 2006

♣ Jingle Balls!


Jingle Balls!


With 2 days to go until the big day, here's some festive cheesecake for the table - no jolly (if slightly pervie) fat men here constantly promising to 'come' down yer chimney, just the jingletastic jangling of those 'Jingle Balls'. Alliteration aside (as well as a bit of a Sid James laugh) I hope that everyone will have a thoroughly anti-climactic Xmas - personally I'm looking forward to an afternoon snooze in front of 'Holiday on the Buses'.