Adver 'TEASE ME' ent!

Welcome the all new, all singing & dancing blog dedicated to the art of Adver 'TEASE ME' nt. Despite the protestations of the woolly jumper wearing Alpen crunchers - sex sells and most of my stuff sticks two slightly mucky fingers up in the faces of the self-rightous eyebrow raisers. Up Yours! If a good old dose of cheeky & cheesy smut offends your delicate sensibilities then turn away now! For everyone else, feel free to comment - I'll be adding new stuff regularly with my own tongue in cheek take on the slightly less subtle art of Adver 'TEASE ME' ent....if you want to see more of my stuff (I 'aint no one trick pony I tells ya), feel free to have a gander at my other scribblings at http://www.anjaradesign.com/

Monday 27 August 2007

More Worcester Sauce Please, Guv'nor!

After a couple of update-free months, I'm back with a barrage of pics fresh from the 'Adver Tease Me ent' production line. 'Bikini News', 'Teaher's Pet' & 'Put some life in your Wiener!' are just three of several titilating offerings that I've been sweating over in recent weeks....

♣'Bikini News'



♣'Teacher's Pet!'


♣'Put some life in your Wiener!'

Saturday 5 May 2007

♣ Miss Softee



To celebrate the unseasonably warm weather we've been having here in the UK I thought I'd fight off the childhood demons of the creepy bloke with thick coke bottle glasses in the Mr Softee van (you know, the one who always licked his lips at all the kids and you never knew why) and declare 'Miss Softee!' the new queen of the '99. Thanks for licking....I mean looking ;)

Monday 16 April 2007

♣ Camel...Pleasure the Groove



In these times dominated by PC wetbacks, it's refreshing to cast a nostalgic eye back to the days when a movie starlet could smoke a cigarette without courting outrage amongst the suburban tree-huggers! Camel....Pleasure the Groove is my own personal homage to the 1940s combined with the heady days of cigarette advertising...oh, and a perfect excuse for a knicker shot (not that you really need one).

Monday 19 March 2007

♣ Coke?....Yes!



Everyone loves a Coke (and a smile) & here's my 50s inspired take on some classic tooth rotting Adver 'Tease Me' ent. This little number is my own take on a classic Vargas pose.

Friday 9 February 2007

♣ Mac SE Xy



....well we all know where technology will end up ;).

I saw this concept a couple of years ago done with a real-life model & I haven't been able to find it since. This was more of a technical experiment in cg colouring over graphite but it fits the bill...

Wednesday 17 January 2007

♣ Oooh...Matron!


...anyone for a blanket bath?